Episodes
ADHD Haircut - Attendance Issues - Board Game Stress - Garden Centre Conspiracy - Lost Civilizations - Icks + Comment Corner, Megan, FB Memories & More
Dan talks 1 MARATHON Parenting Day - Moonie-Gate Vindication - Children’s concept of money & postage - I know what you did last summer remake + FB memories & more.
Silliness restored from last week - Anti Blue Light Glasses - Bum Bubble - Football Boot Prince Charming - Baldur's Gate - Bossy Toddler - Uni Days - Stupid Information Retention - Pen-is + FB Memories & More
Charlie Kirk - Unite The Kingdom - Politics (I guess?!) - Daddy-Daughter Influence - Cost of living - "Surprise" Birthday Parties - MORE FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE DRAMA - Biblical Rain + FB Mems & More
My new tripod - Voss Water - The Gimmick Goblet - Warwick Castle - Zog - Anglo-American Relations - Childcare - Facebook Marketplace RAGE - Weddings - Laptops + Megan, FB Mems & More
So many reasons/excuses for no podcast this week.. All found in this short message. BACK NEXT FRIDAY AS USUAL!! I swear down on me great great great nan's grave!!
The All Points East Festival Sahara Desert - Dan learns what love is - Why are 90s sunglasses back?! - The Megan/Nagem Scale - Why fashion trends are stupid + Unasseptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories & more!
Golf debut - GCSEs - Ibiza Final Boss - Miss Rachel Tribute Acts - Arsenal - Parking Apps + Megan, FB Memories & More
Oasis - TV Psychics - Dating - Sydney Sweeney - Labubus - Liquid Death + Megan, FB Mems & More.
Teacher gifts - (Not ALWAYS) Korean Karaoke - Gravy Time - BBB - PROOF DAN'S WIFE EXISTS! - Whispering Toddler - Hulk Hogan - Adult Entertainment I.D Laws - You can't water a caterpillar back to life + unASSeptable, FB Mems & more
A deep dive on Duck-Duck-Goose - The Women's Euros - Why certain people should have to pay more for car insurance! - Cinema visit whinge - The frantic last week of term - The carnage of the summer holidays begins! PLUS UnASSeptable, FB mems & More.
Incase you forgot.. I am back with the next episode on the 25th July.. I am taking 2 weeks to spend quality time with my 3 year old. She does not seem to appreciate the gesture so far.
Glastonbury - Car Boot - London - The Middle Class - Burgers - Allergies - Titanic - Natwest being staffed by pirates - It's been hot - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & more.
It's Dan's Birthday! - Hot Air Balloon Disaster - Uni stories - Eyebrows - Toy Castles - Indigestion - Final Destination the 5D experience - The horror story of the bag in a wheelie bin - Spotted drama - Facebook Mems - UnASSeptable & more.
Dan's best athletics event - Soccer Aid - Donation Culture - Toddler Wake-ups - IMDB rabbit hole - Verbal Stims - New tyre embarrassment - Wi-Fi Stupidity + UnASSeptable, FB Mems & More
Why this podcast took SIX ATTEMPTS - Dan is basically a mechanic now - Toilet Training Nightmares - The Chavvy Potter Sorting Snapback - Couple's TikTok trends need to end - Charger Plate Vindication - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Stories from the estate - Why is there always an interrogation to buy eye drops?! - The 'tin foil' tin foil hat conspiracy - Do we need communism for uniform cups? - Sydney Sweeney sells her bath water - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Drink Token stupidity - Places you can't go with a moustache if you don't want to be cliché - Ear Update - Couple's joint hairstyles - Cinema shenanigans - UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories + More
Why were Apple Sourz ever a thing?! Ants, Friends turned foe - The great 'No more tears' shampoo conspiracy - Dan tells MENSA not to bother after the latest moment from the twins - "Vintage" - Spotted drama, UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
ADHD (Not at all a) Surprise! Dan is (not) a dab-hand at woodwork.. Does the Buffer bro's dad have a mouses voice?.. Green Bin Faux Pas.. Dan 1-0 BT.. Bill & Ben take up Philosophy.. UnASSeptable.. Spotted Drama.. FB Mems & More
(Oh what?!) ANOTHER SEASON 2 UPDATE!
Hi! Just a little update on when to expect season 2 to commence! And Dan gets into it with a wasp.
Why have awkwardness when you can have conflict?! Why Charger Plates are at least a BIT silly. Grannies in Aldi. Sim Racing. Car Insurance Shakedown. Scooter-Gate. MORE POST Bullsh*t! UnASSeptable, FB Memories + more
Louis Braille - A (not) deep dive, Are Dan's children NPCs? THE MAYO HOUSEHOLD INFIRMARY BACK IN BUSINESS! Ear update with CT Scan embarrassment - How Dan nearly dropkicked a child + FB Memories, Reddit Watch & More
ANOTHER Monster Review - Why is Dan SO MUCH like Julia Roberts?! - Supermarket bins faux pas - Ear update (NOT dying) - New chair (it's AWFUL) + UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories & More.
Dan drinks CEX Juice for the first time.. Do some doctors make paper aeroplanes out of referrals? How Dan nearly ended up DJing a Hoedown.. Dan's new (destructive) hyper-focus + UnASSeptable, FB memories & More.
Dan's teeth MOT, Why Kanye West might deter customers, Pompeii Pliny the Pillock, Why you've been eating burgers wrong all this time, Why there is shitiness in numbers, Charity Shop Shakedowns.. Plus 'unasseptbale', FB memories & More.
Mars Bar Gate - Half Term Headaches - Kirk's what?! - NEVER SELL THINGS ON MARKETPLACE!! - Xbox by Ann Summers + Unasseptable, FB Memories and more.
Toddler Meltdowns (By Dan and his Toddler), Why working in retail once should be mandatory, Toothbrush condoms, Making a Minpin, Dentist Drama + Unasseptable, FB Memories & More.
Dan is MORE deaf than usual, Why cats are going to be put on ASBO tags in Scotland, Broken drawers and lost dog tags, + UNASSEPTABLE, Spotted Drama, FB Memories and more.