Episodes
Why this podcast took SIX ATTEMPTS - Dan is basically a mechanic now - Toilet Training Nightmares - The Chavvy Potter Sorting Snapback - Couple's TikTok trends need to end - Charger Plate Vindication - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Stories from the estate - Why is there always an interrogation to buy eye drops?! - The 'tin foil' tin foil hat conspiracy - Do we need communism for uniform cups? - Sydney Sweeney sells her bath water - UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
Drink Token stupidity - Places you can't go with a moustache if you don't want to be cliché - Ear Update - Couple's joint hairstyles - Cinema shenanigans - UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories + More
Why were Apple Sourz ever a thing?! Ants, Friends turned foe - The great 'No more tears' shampoo conspiracy - Dan tells MENSA not to bother after the latest moment from the twins - "Vintage" - Spotted drama, UnASSeptable, FB Memories & More.
ADHD (Not at all a) Surprise! Dan is (not) a dab-hand at woodwork.. Does the Buffer bro's dad have a mouses voice?.. Green Bin Faux Pas.. Dan 1-0 BT.. Bill & Ben take up Philosophy.. UnASSeptable.. Spotted Drama.. FB Mems & More
(Oh what?!) ANOTHER SEASON 2 UPDATE!
Hi! Just a little update on when to expect season 2 to commence! And Dan gets into it with a wasp.
Why have awkwardness when you can have conflict?! Why Charger Plates are at least a BIT silly. Grannies in Aldi. Sim Racing. Car Insurance Shakedown. Scooter-Gate. MORE POST Bullsh*t! UnASSeptable, FB Memories + more
Louis Braille - A (not) deep dive, Are Dan's children NPCs? THE MAYO HOUSEHOLD INFIRMARY BACK IN BUSINESS! Ear update with CT Scan embarrassment - How Dan nearly dropkicked a child + FB Memories, Reddit Watch & More
ANOTHER Monster Review - Why is Dan SO MUCH like Julia Roberts?! - Supermarket bins faux pas - Ear update (NOT dying) - New chair (it's AWFUL) + UnASSeptable, Spotted Drama, FB Memories & More.
Dan drinks CEX Juice for the first time.. Do some doctors make paper aeroplanes out of referrals? How Dan nearly ended up DJing a Hoedown.. Dan's new (destructive) hyper-focus + UnASSeptable, FB memories & More.
Dan's teeth MOT, Why Kanye West might deter customers, Pompeii Pliny the Pillock, Why you've been eating burgers wrong all this time, Why there is shitiness in numbers, Charity Shop Shakedowns.. Plus 'unasseptbale', FB memories & More.
Mars Bar Gate - Half Term Headaches - Kirk's what?! - NEVER SELL THINGS ON MARKETPLACE!! - Xbox by Ann Summers + Unasseptable, FB Memories and more.
Toddler Meltdowns (By Dan and his Toddler), Why working in retail once should be mandatory, Toothbrush condoms, Making a Minpin, Dentist Drama + Unasseptable, FB Memories & More.
Dan is MORE deaf than usual, Why cats are going to be put on ASBO tags in Scotland, Broken drawers and lost dog tags, + UNASSEPTABLE, Spotted Drama, FB Memories and more.
Dan tries LIQUID DEATH!! Why do I need a pin to accept post to my own house? Why do people comment on things they haven't watched?! Why is Chris Martin apologising to India?! Why did my wife buy our toddler a toy that screams?! + Unasseptable, FBM & More
Dan is a GOOD name, Dan is also (not) dying despite what Google says, Dan has been left to manage 3 kids because his wife is completely selfish/away for work, Dan is the presenter of one of the TOP 1% OF PODCASTS IN THE WORLD!! + Unasseptable & More!
Sardines or Yummy Beans? How can Dan be sure that his Sunday afternoon was not a social experiment?! Do some people celebrate Christmas in January? Inside out makes Dan cry. Various soap boxes being stood on. Unasseptable, FB Memories + More
Xmas and NY survived, My latest darts-based hyperfocus, Remembering you actually like your wife as a person, How Dan suffered for his beauty, A Yorkie Hate Crime + FB Memories and more.
MORE Child sickness, Dan's wife gave him a haircut, Why XMAS TV Mags are pointless, Why Receipts are fascinating, Why we shouldn't have to market water and Why Yarn Bombing needs new PR. Plus Local Spotted Drama, FB Memories & More.
Whamageddon, The "late 1900's", Is Dan actually in a live action remake of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'?, Where is the worst place to live in England?, How to spot if someone is on their way to a garden centre, 'Unasseptable', FB Memories + More
Why Dan can't commit to a film an evening - An exploration into the mysterious/totally explainable deaths of an 80s film cast - Why a toddler shouldn't be a Yogi - Santa Visit - More beef with the post - 'Unasseptable', Village SPOTTED drama & More.
Dan advances Anglo-Chinese Relations - Why is fast food SO EXPENSIVE now?! - All things; Tinned Fish, Pants & Lego - Why an Aubergine is keeping Dan up at night - "Unasseptable", Spotted Drama, Facebook Memories & More!
Everybody is ill. Was Charlie Chaplin's moustache a casualty of war? Shakespeare PLUS Unasseptable (loads), FB Memories + More.
Is WW2 with Royal Mail inevitable? What age do basic survival instincts kick in with kids? Does a (bad) moustache qualify you for anything? Mums and "mems".. Gary Barlow's son (obviously) PLUS Unasseptable, Local SPOTTED Drama, FB Memories & More.
Why niche fancy dress is best, An insight into the stupid male psyche, Sweet Dream Team nosts, MORE doppelgängers, Why the public shouldn't be allowed projectile explosives + Village drama, Unasseptable & FB Memories.
Dan 1-0 Royal Mail, Dan 1-0 Vinted, Dan 0-0 MOT, Dan 0-100 Doppelganger Facebook Group + Too much Britney Chat, Village Gossip, Unasseptable & FB Memories
The Squeaky-Squawky bird film CONFIRMED! Why Poundland is a myth and deserves no loyalty and how Dan has ended up in front of Royal Mail panel which may or may not involve the King + Village Gosspip, Unasseptable, FB Memories & More.
The world is so LOUD, Bike-ability, Sqwauky Birds & Cola Jam + Why a war with America over Greggs inevitable.
Why Dan have never been on a date, Dan's council estate Coronation Street origin story, how bananas can kill you + the week's UNASSEPTABLE, Village Spotted Gossip & More.